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Telling ferm a joke is No Joke she takes it so seweously. Ok so tomowow is my #teambrie 💩🌈 #gotchaday #adoptaversary here is some funnies about my favowit fings ... bugs!!! Q: What so you call a snail on a ship? A: a Snailer
Q: What do you call a homeless bug? A: A bum-blebee.
Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz!
Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? A: They got married in the spring
Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: Ready, Set, Glow!
Q: Where do most ants live? A: In Antlantic City!
Q: When do spiders go on their honeymoon? A: After their 'webbing' day!
Q: How do fleas travel? A: They itch-hike!
Q: What do you call a bug that can't have too much sugar? A: a diabeetle
Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? A: Because it was a moth ball!
Q: What did one flea say to another? A: "Should we walk or take the dog?" Q: What do you call the animated movie about a pet bug? A: The Secret Life of Pests.
Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other? A: You glow girl!
Q: What do moths study in school? A: Mothematics!
Q: What do you do with a sick wasp? A: Take it to a waspital!
Q: What do ants use to smell good? A: Deodor-ant!
Q: What was the spider doing on the computer? A: Searching the web! Q: What do you call a bug with four wheels and a trunk? A: A Volkswagen Beetle!
Q: What do you call a wasp? A: A wanna-bee!
Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit? A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs!
Q: What is a caterpillar scared of? A: A dogerpillar!
Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks? A: Ticks!
Q: What kind of petroleum do snails use? A: Shell!