: Attention all iggys and others:
Due to popular demand, this summer I’ll be hosting a very very very exclusive modelling workshop, to dish out my secrets on being really really really ridiculously good looking.
Classic poses we will master include:
the tika-derp (blep our front, to the side for the more advanced students),
the tika-stun (the look when you see the chickunz enter the room),
and of course the tika-smile (left snaggletooth exposed in all its glory).
Registration will be available soon; I’m only taking on 10 elite participants this round. Classes will be taught over FaceTime, at the reasonable price of only 200 chickunz nuggetz per hour.🍗
I look forward to sharing my award-winning* fashion industry secrets with you.
Xoxo Tika the iggy
*no official awards have been won, yet.